Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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