mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm