Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.