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• (302): View more from Delaware

  i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

  (1-302): View more from Delaware

  you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ah tequila...

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• (718): View more from New York

  I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.

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