so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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