Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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