NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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