We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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