next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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