hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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