Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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