I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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