dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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