come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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