Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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