i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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