Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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