U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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