C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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