I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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