doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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