THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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