And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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