he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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