is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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