Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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