nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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