Do you still have your period?
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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