Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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