I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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