And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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