My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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