our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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