I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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