im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
