at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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