another moral hangover. fuck.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She bit a glass in half.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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