I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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