it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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