come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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