it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
