the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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