her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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