Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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