yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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