Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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