Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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