I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We are two peas in an std pod
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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