So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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