He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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