'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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