conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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