Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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