Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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