Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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