I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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