I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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