You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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